CC 247: A Thong For You -- 2

Author: biped

Date: June 8, 2004

by biped
6-08-04
OKAY, THAT'S A WRAP! See, Captain Wanker? Being in gay porn ain't so bad!
PLEASE, call me CAPTAIN CHIP! I'm only doing these "pornos" to pay for my HERNIA OPERATION!
Oh yeah, I remember that old TV show of yours. You and your sidekick were gay, right?
NO!!! That was just an URBAN LEGEND created by the GUTTER-MINDED!
Well, it's also the plot of your next "Captain Wanker" movie, "Look Who's Boning The Boy Wonder."
Oh my god, NO!!!