CC 247: A Thong For You -- 5

Author: biped

Date: June 8, 2004

by biped
6-08-04
YEAH, PULL 'EM DOWN AND SHOW US YOUR DICK, CAPTAIN WANKER! AND WANK IT FOR US!
Oh, heh-heh...well, I suppose I could, if...if that's what everyone wants...
WANK! WANK! WANK!...OH, MY GOD!...HA-HA-HA! HE'S DOIN' IT!
Yes...ha-ha...it's funny....I'm funny..... I'm......funny .....ha, ha......ha........
GREAT NEWS, Captain Wanker! We've worked your ATTEMPTED SUICIDE into the next script! You HANG yourself with your THONG, and then Todd FUCKS you in the ASS!
OH... MY... GOD!!!