Santa Said A Bad Word

Author: biped

Date: June 14, 2004

by biped
6-14-04
LOOK!!! IT'S GRAMPS!!! HE'S NOT DEAD AFTER ALL!!!
OH, BOY!!! GRAMPS!!! YAY!!!
GRAMPS, GRAMPS, GRAMPS!!! GRAMPS, GRAMPS, GRAMPS!!!
SHUT UP, you stupid kids! I'm not your damn GRAMPS! I'm Santa Claus, DAMN IT!
"Damn it"! Ha, ha! I'm going to start saying "damn it" now, because Santa Claus says it! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!
Well, you might as well start saying "shit" too, because that's what you're both getting for Christmas! SHIT!