BTC 8: Wham-Bam, Thank You, Spaceman

Author: biped

Date: June 16, 2004

by biped
6-16-04
Good heavens! It appears as though I've been abducted by aliens!
I, TOO, HAVE BEEN ABDUCTED BY THE ALIENS.
We have searched the entire galaxy for sex partners who can satisfy our insatiable lusts and desires.
Whoever gratifies our needs most expertly will be taken back to our home planet. The other will be returned to Earth.
HELLO...? MONSIGNOR...?