Captain Chip's Bad Day -- 1

Author: biped

Date: June 19, 2004

by biped
6-19-04
Welcome to Captain Chip's Super Burger! Can I take your order?
Gimme a double fuck burger and a large shit fries, asshole!
Welcome to Captain Chip's Super Burger! Can I take your order?
I'll have a "super" order of fuck nuggets, a shit shake, and two fried dog testicles, asshole!
Welcome to Captain Chip's Super Burger! Can I take your order?
Fuck you, asshole!