Captain Chip's Bad Day -- 2

Author: biped

Date: June 19, 2004

by biped
6-19-04
Why does everyone keep calling me "asshole"?
Hey, asshole! Drain that lizard and get back to work!
But I own this place! Why does he talk to me like -- er, CAPTAIN CHIP'S SUPER BURGER! CAN I --
Hi, Captain Chip! Gimme an order of Fish Dicks, a Bull Whanger Hot Dog, two bowls of Goat Diahrrea Chili, and a double-swirl Monkey Jizz Sundae sprinkled with Geek Zits!
Heh-heh, well at least you didn't call me --
HURRY UP, ASSHOLE!