The Poor Little Elf -- 1

Author: biped

Date: June 23, 2004

by biped
6-23-04
Well, now that the polar ice caps have melted, I'm homeless and out of a job.
Me too! Right, Santa?
You? Nobody gives a fuck about YOU! Elves are vile, disgusting little creatures... nature's fuck-ups.
But...you love us...right, Santa?
LOVE you? HO-HO-HO! I love CHEAP LABOR! That's what I love, DUMBASS!
Heh, heh...oh.