The Poor Little Elf -- 3

Author: biped

Date: June 23, 2004

by biped
6-23-04
Well?
I got a job shoveling shit, Santa! Heh, heh...
You're not bringing home enough money to support the lifestyle I'm accustomed to! Go out and steal some! NOW!
Oh...oh, my...heh, heh...okay, Santa...
Give me all your money, or... or I'll kill you... heh, heh...
MADRE DE DIOS! I'M BEING ROBBED BY ONE OF NATURE'S FUCK-UPS!