The Poor Little Elf -- 6

Author: biped

Date: June 23, 2004

by biped
6-23-04
Now I'm homeless again...and so hungry...so... hungry... heh... heh...
Hi! Aren't you one of Santa's elves?
CHOMP! CHOMP! GULP! Mmm... yes, my child... I was one of Santa's elves... and now I'm a cannibal... a monstrous, unholy cannibal...
I'm afraid you'll have to come with me, elf. And no false moves... or I'll have to kill you. Heh, heh.
OH, BOY! They gave me a job in the WORKSHOP! I wonder what "license plates" are?