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| Would you help me find my cat, please? I'm hoping the tuna-like stench from your cunt will draw it out of hiding. | |
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| I hope you're not hiring a new secretary simply on the basis of looks. | |
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| Certainly not. I'm hiring on the basis of how well you can deep-throat my cock and gargle my balls. | |
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| Hey! Are you undressing me with your eyes, you sexist pervert? | |
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| No. I'm imagining what you would look like if you were wearing pigtails and yodeling up a cow's asshole. | |
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