WW 21: Tyler's Ill-Conceived Bar Chit-Chat

Author: biped

Date: July 10, 2004

by biped
7-10-04
I just murdered my entire family with a chainsaw and disposed of their body parts in a big barrel of acid down in the basement. Wanna fuck?
I like to feast on raw flesh ripped from the bodies of my still-screaming victims and then drink their warm, salty blood out of Flintstone jelly glasses. You?
Are you into "scat"? I just took a shitload of Ex-Lax. Hey...I said "shitload"! Ha-ha! Get it? So, are you ready for me to shit on you now?