Doomsday Dog 5

Author: biped

Date: July 12, 2004

by biped
7-12-04
I'm the biggest pork tycoon ever! I've cornered the entire sausage and bacon market and driven everyone else out of business!
I'm the fried chicken king of the world! People gorge themselves on my fried chicken a million billion times a day!
Oh no! DOOMSDAY DOG!
Why, Doomsday Dog? WHY?