The Mean Little Squirrel 5

Author: biped

Date: July 14, 2004

by biped
7-14-04
Hi, President Bush! Why don'tcha go on national TV and tell everybody that they're all a bunch of big, fat, shit-for-brains assholes?
I don't think that'd be a very good idea -- for a variety of reasons.
It's okay, George -- I'm a MAGIC SQUIRREL! I can arrange the WHOLE THING for ya!
No...don't do it, squirrel...don't --
Welcome, TV viewers of America! President Bush would like to make a big important announcement now, so listen carefully, everyone!
Must resist...must...My fellow Americans. I have come to the conclusion that you are all a bunch of big, fat, shit-for-brains assholes.