Dickity Doo 1

Author: biped

Date: July 19, 2004

by biped
7-19-04
Drinking on the job again, eh? YOU'RE FIRED. Clear out your desk and get lost.
That's IT! No more finely-aged dick cheese for you!
I -- huh? That was YOU?
Well, it didn't just appear on your desk every other Friday by MAGIC, asshole! It came from MY dick, and I packaged it all fancy like that MYSELF!
Uh, well...perhaps I was a little hasty. *slurp*
TOO LATE, Mr. Insensitive! It's back to KRAFT SINGLES for you!