WW 22: World's worst things to say to a religious leader III

Author: biped

Date: July 24, 2004

by biped
7-24-04
What does it say?
"Dear Father Muckle: I will never visit your church because you have been ba-aa-aad. Signed, Church Goat."
Who are you?
I'm Church Goat's representative. He sent me here to eat your shorts.
Church Goat! You changed your mind about visiting my church!
Not really. I'm just here to marry your mom.