WW 22: World's worst things to say to a religious leader IV

Author: biped

Date: July 24, 2004

by biped
7-24-04
Mom, you married Church Goat?
Yes, and he's adopting you. So now your name is Father Goat, and you have to call him "Daa-aa-aad."
What's wrong, Daa-aa-aad?
Your mom just got hit by a bus. So I'll be expecting you to pack your stuff and get out of the house. And yes, I've counted the silverware.
May I have some of your beans, Smelly Old Dan?
Nope. (burp) But I saw a dead rat next to your cardboard box -- I reckon it'll fry up good enough to suit you, Goat-Boy.