CC 252: Hooked On A Squealing

Author: biped

Date: July 25, 2004

by biped
7-25-04
I read in Vogue that you were a real tight ass. You could turn coal into a diamond, brotha man!
Well, I read in Cosmo that you were on a three hour tour at sea and were lost for 5 years.
Well, I ... HEY! My forehead and hip! I'm turning into a bunch of fish!
Uh oh, me too.
Boy oh boy, what a catch! What are you going to do with your bunch of fish?
Let's slowly incinerate them one at a time, and savor each agonized squeal!