The Day Captain Chip Cut His Own Penis Off

Author: biped

Date: August 15, 2004

by biped
8-15-04
Oh, I just know this is going to hurt like the dickens. PSYCHE! PSYCHE! Forget the pain!
OW!!! OW!!! OMFG, IT HURTS!!! GAAAAAAA!!!
Eh...I'll give you five bucks.
FIVE BUCKS??!!! What if I throw in my testicles? Make it an even ten?