The Day Captain Chip Had His Penis Sewn Back On

Author: biped

Date: August 15, 2004

by biped
8-15-04
Well, if it's been properly preserved, perhaps it can still be re-attached.
Oh golly, I hope so!
Now hold still --
OW!!! OW!!! OMFG, I WISH I COULD'VE AFFORDED ANESTHESIA!!!
Gee, Captain Chip...your bulge looks...funny...
It's UPSIDE-DOWN! The crummy doctor was DRUNK!