The Day Captain Chip's Reattached Penis Became A Rock Star

Author: biped

Date: August 15, 2004

by biped
8-15-04
Listen to my re-attached penis, everybody! For some reason, it's singing rock and roll songs now!
"Once bitten, twice shy, bay-behhh!!!"
Why, it even sings the golden oldies!
"Twistin', twistin', twistin' the night awaaay-hey!!!"
This is GREAT! It's like a ROCK CONCERT in my ASSHOLE!
And for an extra TEN DOLLARS, I'll do TWO WHOLE ENCORES!