The Day Captain Chip's Penis Came Crawling Back

Author: biped

Date: August 15, 2004

by biped
8-15-04
Sorry, kid, but music fans are FICKLE! And Britney Spears' new SINGING TITTIES are OUTSELLING you TEN-TO-ONE!
WAAAAA-HAAAAAA!!! *SQUIRT!*
DICKY! YOU CAME BACK!
"I'm sooorry!!! Sooo sooorry!!!"
GOOD AFTERNOON, ma'am! My PENIS would like to sing you a little song about the incredible new HOOVER VAC-U-SUCK!