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| I, uh...notice you're not wearing any pants today. Any particular reason? | |
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| Well, sir...I like to masturbate while I'm at my desk... and not wearing pants increases my immediate access to my... err..."wiener." | |
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| I see. And...do you masturbate at your desk often? | |
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| At least once a day, sir... sometimes up to five times per day, if I'm really, really...you know..."horny." | |
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| Ah. Well, clean out your desk. You're fired. | |
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| Is it because of the frequent masturbating? Or are you still mad that I lost the Bickerson account? | |
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