Little Girls Hate Sean Connery

Author: biped

Date: September 2, 2004

by biped
9-02-04
Come on, honey! There's a Sean Connery movie comin' on -- you'll love it!
No, Mommy! NO!!!!!
"Careful wot you shoot at, Ryan -- some things in HEE-YAH don't react well to BOOLETS!"
WAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAA!!!
Well? How'd ya like it, sweetie?
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, MOMMY!!! I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS!!!