The Awctual History of Rhode Island, Awctualleh

Author: biped

Date: September 4, 2004

by biped
9-04-04
Hawpy buhthday, sonny! I've bawght you a state to play with! Jolly good, eh wot? Harrumph!
Oh, crikey! I'll name it Rhode Island, awfter our summah romping grounds in the Spiffingtons!
And I'll name the capital awftah you, Fuck Face! And I'll name all the otha citehs awftah all my playfriends! It'll be smashing!
Oh, splendid! "Hee haw", "woof woof" and all that tommyrot, egad! Look, me '37 Bentley, vroom-vroom!
And so he did, naming his lovely new play-cities after his friends Fuck Face (later "Providence"), Ellsworth Barrington, Sarah Coventry, Lamont Cranston, Pip "Fizzy" Glocester, and Dickie Bristol.
Oh, bother! I seem to have been summarily imprisoned!
I understand we're to be executed at dawn! Well, cheerio!