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And now, meet the cast of zany characters you're going to get to know VERY well in future episodes, as I tell you a little bit about... "MY SO-CALLED EVERYDAY LIFE"!
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| This is my snarky neighbor, Dave. He'll often pop in unexpectedly and make brutally honest observations about me! | |
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| Putting on weight? Or did all of your clothes suddenly "shrink" again? | |
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| Now meet my kooky co-worker, Debbie! She has the hots for me and stalks me mercilessly! Man, what a handful of heartaches SHE's going to be! | |
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| Ooh! Ooh! You ogled me! SEXUAL HARASSMENT! Why didn't you return my calls last night, you bastard? | |
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| And this dapper, yet somewhat "sexually ambiguous" fellow is -- umm -- ahh, fuck it. You're never going to see any of these lame-ass fucking characters again. | |
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