A Brand-New Series! "My So-Called Everyday Life" Part One!

Author: biped

Date: September 11, 2004

by biped
9-11-04
And now, meet the cast of zany characters you're going to get to know VERY well in future episodes, as I tell you a little bit about... "MY SO-CALLED EVERYDAY LIFE"!
This is my snarky neighbor, Dave. He'll often pop in unexpectedly and make brutally honest observations about me!
Putting on weight? Or did all of your clothes suddenly "shrink" again?
Now meet my kooky co-worker, Debbie! She has the hots for me and stalks me mercilessly! Man, what a handful of heartaches SHE's going to be!
Ooh! Ooh! You ogled me! SEXUAL HARASSMENT! Why didn't you return my calls last night, you bastard?
And this dapper, yet somewhat "sexually ambiguous" fellow is -- umm -- ahh, fuck it. You're never going to see any of these lame-ass fucking characters again.
I -- huh?