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| Whoa, it's Captain Chip! What did you do this weekend? Anything of note? | |
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| I had relations. Um, sexual relations. With a chihuahua. | |
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| Dude -- you are OUT THERE! I've never even KISSED one! Much less FUCKED the bitch! | |
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| Well...I was lonely. My girlfriend was out of town. It just... well..."happened." | |
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| Hey, wait a minute! When did you get a girlfriend? I thought you were GAY! | |
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| I DID SOME MOVIES! I NEEDED THE DARN MONEY! I'M NOT -- OH, FUCK IT! | |
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