Timmy Screws Up

Author: biped

Date: September 24, 2004

by biped
9-24-04
Mommy, why have I always had a screw in my bellybutton?
DON'T ASK, Timmy! All I can tell you is... don't EVER unscrew it! Do you HEAR? DON'T EVER UNSCREW IT!
But, at last, one day curiosity finally got the better of Timmy, so he crept into the woods behind his house, and...
Now I'll unscrew this darn screw and find out what the big deal is!
MOMMY! MOMMY! MY BUTT FELL OFF!
OH, MY GOD!!!