More Boinky33!

Author: biped

Date: September 28, 2004

by biped
9-28-04
boinky33 paints black velvet portraits of kitty cat turds and donates them to the Red Cross.
boinky33 serves his own boogers to wealthy dinner guests and tells them it's Beluga caviar.
boinky33 stuffs his underwear with lunch meat and tells homeless people that he's a "human buffet."
boinky33 invades live public-access TV shows and re-enacts Road Runner cartoons with his genitals.
boinky33 likes to pretend that he's Luke Skywalker and that big, sweaty fat guys are Death Stars.
boinky33 likes to visit the maternity ward and juggle newborn babies in front of their horrified parents.