Captain Chip's Harrowing Nightmare -- 3

Author: biped

Date: September 29, 2004

by biped
9-29-04
You're...you're quite mad, you know...heh, heh...
SHUT UP! I hate you, Captain Chip! You're suffocating my beloved Captain Wanker! I KNOW he could love me if you'd only release him!
NO! There IS no Captain Wanker! He's only the wretched creation of some horrible hack writer of "gay porno"!
I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT, YOU BASTARD!!! PREPARE TO BE KILLED!!! KILLED, KILLED, KILLED!!!
If -- if you kill me -- you'll be killing Captain Wanker, too. Think about it a moment -- just calm down -- and think -- THINK --
Okay... okay... I see your point... this is going to call for more delicate measures... perhaps surgical ones... yes, yes... that's the ticket...