The Dysfunctional Dillards -- 4

Author: biped

Date: October 6, 2004

by biped
10-06-04
Hi, kids! I decided to come home after fucking disease-ridden truck-stop whores for ten years!
Cool! Have a Mom-burger, Dad!
I farted you some french fries to go with it, Daddy!
No you didn't, sweetheart! That's just a stupid pretend thing that came out of your little dumbass mind!
What an asshole! Looks like we may have to kill Dad, too, huh, sis?
Yeah! I expect to get the "aw, that's cute!" treatment when I pretend to fart stuff for grown-ups!