The Dysfunctional Dillards -- 5

Author: biped

Date: October 6, 2004

by biped
10-06-04
Mmm-boy! Best hamburger I ever -- AAAAACK!!! ARRGGHHH!!! AAAAGGGHHH!!!
CHOKE ON IT, DAD! HA HA HAR!
We're...we're orphans now, sis...
Yeah...hey, let's go on a tri-state killing spree!
Darn, they caught us right before we killed an even fifty victims! That really bugs me!
Heck, we can kill people in here, too! Let's cut up that old bastard who wouldn't share his cigarettes with us!