What If...? --1

Author: biped

Date: October 8, 2004

by biped
10-08-04
Well, today's the day! I, Thomas Crapper, will invent the flush toilet!
But, Tommy... you promised to invent me a new recipe for ground beef.
Oh, that's right. I'll get right on it, Mom. That other thing can wait.
Thank you, dear.
Several years later...
Welcome to McCrapper's. Would you like some crap?
Yes, I'd like a double Big Crap and two Happy Crappers with extra crap, please.