What If...? -- 2

Author: biped

Date: October 8, 2004

by biped
10-08-04
This new device I just designed will help relieve female sexual maladies! I'll call it the --
Oh darn! My pencil broke again. I wish someone would invent a more reliable writing instrument.
Hmm...a challenge! I think I have just the thing in mind! I'll call it the --
Several years later...
All right, class, we're having a pop quiz today. Everyone get out your dildos.
Teacher, my dildo stopped working! Can I borrow one of your dildos?