What If...? -- 3

Author: biped

Date: October 8, 2004

by biped
10-08-04
I heard you were put in the stocks for unlawful common knowledge last week.
Yes, to my undying shame I must admit that you speak verily.
Was it unpleasant when the stocks closed around your head?
I'll say. There's nothing worse than the sound of that foul, unmistakable clattering klunk.
Several years later...
Did you just hear a fucking noise?
It must be my first-graders. I leave them alone for one minute and it's nothing but fuck, fuck, fuck all over the place.