FF -- Xmas Story

Author: biped

Date: October 11, 2004

by biped
10-11-04
Whoa -- a messy one. What's the scoop, Chief?
Coal shoved down throat, switches shoved up ass. Looks like Santa's been on a bender.
Coulda been Santa. Or maybe, just maybe -- an evil Santa robot.
Well, whoever it was, he'll fry for this.
Santa, the cops are looking for you. Hope you have an alibi.
I sure do! I was fucking a little -- oh, shit.