The Early Spider Gets The Worms

Author: biped

Date: October 25, 2004

by biped
10-25-04
Hi, I have an appointment with Dr. Smith. The name is Spiderman. That's S-P-I-D-E...
Spiderman? Wow! I can't believe you just came out and revealed your secret identity like that!
Oh, did I say "Spiderman"? Ha, ha...I meant to say Parker. Peter Parker. Yeah, that's it.
Too late now. You already told me you were Spiderman, Spiderman.
Yeah, but...uh...I meant to say "Superman." Heh, heh. That's it...I'm really Superman.
Superman? What the heck are you doing with ringworms, Superman?