CC 263: "Blazing Pintos" -- 1

Author: biped

Date: October 27, 2004

by biped
10-27-04
We're here LIVE with Chief Lester T. Welonmelon, whose entire police force is now using the fabulous new FORD PINTO! Right, Chief?
That's right, Bob. The fabulous new Ford Pinto makes a dandy little prowler, thanks to its high-performance engine and fuel-efficient --
OMIGOD! The chief's patrol car just BLEW UP! It...it must be a terrorist act protesting superior American automotive ingenuity!