CC 263: "Blazing Pintos" -- 3

Author: biped

Date: October 27, 2004

by biped
10-27-04
Yay! Our car exploded! This means the terrorists hate us, Dad -- just like in the commercial!
Our horrible deaths are a tribute to the automotive industry, Pookums!
America is UNDER ATTACK! Thanks, no doubt, to the FORD MOTOR COMPANY and the enviable superiority of their fabulous new FORD PINTO!
"Well, there goes my fucking clubhouse."
I FUCKED a PINTO, and it BLEW UP! Man, I've never felt so POTENT! I'm "SUPER-DICK!"
IT'S OFFICIAL, folks! The new FORD PINTO is now the OFFICIAL CAR of the INTERNATIONAL CAR-FUCKERS ASSOCIATION!