CC 265: Kaufman's Tongue-Biting Nightmare

Author: biped

Date: November 19, 2004

by biped
11-19-04
I can't believe it! I'm actually about to have sex with Jenna Jameson! Oh, me so horny!
...so that's why I left my last boyfriend. The dork was driving me crazy with all his stupid puns.
Errr...
What's the matter? You look all stiff. Did something just come up?
Nnnff...rrggh...
Come on, just blurt it out...it can't be that hard to swallow.