CC 266: Party Poopers

Author: biped

Date: November 22, 2004

by biped
11-22-04
Hola, dudes! Anyone up for surfing some tasty waves today?
Surfing? SURFING? We live in Arizona, you fucking asshole!
Oh. Well, I meant skiing. The beautiful white powdery slopes...
SKIING? You see any SNOW around here? SHIT-FOR-BRAINS?
Meanwhile...
Oh. Well, I meant scuba-diving. All the nice colorful fishies --
SCUBA-DIVING? WE LIVE AT THE NORTH POLE, FUCKFACE!