The Foe Below -- 2

Author: biped

Date: December 6, 2004

by biped
12-06-04
Sir, I'm afraid you can't get a restraining order against your own dick.
Then I want to PRESS CHARGES for CONSPIRACY to COMMIT MURDER!
I'll be your attorney in this case. But first, I'd like an interview with your dick.
Don't forget my BALLS! They're in on it TOO!
No sir, I never actually witnessed Floyd being attacked by his own dick.
But you never actually DIDN'T witness it either, DID you, Mr. McGurk? Remember, you're UNDER OATH!