The Foe Below -- 3

Author: biped

Date: December 6, 2004

by biped
12-06-04
We, the jury, find Floyd's dick GUILTY of conspiracy to commit murder. However -- there was not enough evidence to convict his balls.
No!!! NO!!!
Floyd's in the hospital, Mr. Gruntley. His balls tried to kill him last night.
*GASP* -- those HAIRY BASTARDS! Oh, if only I'd LISTENED to his CRIES FOR HELP!
I'm STILL HERE, DICK! You COULDN'T KILL me, BALLS! Now we'll see how you like HANGING OUT in PRISON!
FUCK YOU! We'll bust outta here someday -- you just wait! And then you'll be fucked! Ya hear me? FUCKED!