CC 270: The Scent Of Romance

Author: biped

Date: December 21, 2004

by biped
12-21-04
Mom said that if a girl's farts smell good to me, it means she's my one true love!
*frrrrt*
*sniff* *sniff* Oh, BOY! I've FOUND you...my ONE TRUE LOVE! Let's get GO STEADY, darling!
Oh, my GOD! GET LOST, you little CREEP!
MOMMY, WAH-HA-HAAA!!! THE FART-BASED LOVE TEST DIDN'T WORK!!! OH, MY LITTLE HEART IS BROKEN!!! WAH-HA-HAAAAA!!!
Oh, my...I'd better make salmon patties and spicy tater tots for supper tonight.