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| Our market researchers merged "retro", "camp", and "so-bad-it's-good", and kept coming up with one name -- Captain Chip. | |
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| Not only is his cruddy old 60's TV series still popular in syndication, but his "Captain Wanker" gay-porn videos continue to sell briskly. | |
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| Pack up your tights, Cap -- you're going to Hollywood! | |
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| Oh, my! It's like a dream come true! Somebody pinch me! | |
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| Assume crash positions, everyone. May God have mercy on us. | |
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