CC 271: "Captain Chip's Big Comeback" -- 5

Author: biped

Date: December 28, 2004

by biped
12-28-04
Mnnrff...mffglff...
Did I hit the dress? Monica? Monica?
This just in -- "*GLORP!!!*"
Oh, my GOD -- she VIDEOTAPED it! It's all over the NEWS!
You FRAUD! You're not gay at ALL! I hate you, Captain Chip -- I HATE you!
I...I've let my FANS down! Even the little CHILDREN... who look UP to me as a ROLE MODEL! *choke*