Hangin' Out With Father O'Mallard -- 2

Author: biped

Date: January 12, 2005

by biped
1-12-05
(OH, my GOD! Father O'Mallard's DICK is hanging out!)
Milton J. Ellis was a wonderful man...
(I can't believe this! Doesn't he KNOW?)
...a fine husband and father...a loyal friend...
(Psst... Father... your, uh, "penis" is...)
(Shh! Not now, Booger!) He was a devout Catholic...