Hangin' Out With Father O'Mallard -- 5

Author: biped

Date: January 12, 2005

by biped
1-12-05
"I KNOW MY DICK IS HANGING OUT, MOTHER!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
We'll make a killin' wit dis act! It's sweepin' da country!
Say it, Father O'Mallard! Come on! Our entire viewing audience wants you to say it! And pull your dick out, too!
I...well...if that's what everyone wants...I KNOW MY DICK IS HANGING OUT, MOTHER!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Why can't I play myself in the sitcom like you and your mom?
Because Mr. Funerals is Tony Danza's godfather, Booger.