|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Sorry, baldy. I don't fuck guys what ain't got no hair. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Why, you fucking skank-ass whore... | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| ...and she wouldn't fuck me -- just because I'm bald. Please, George... DO something. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Okay. I'll pass a law. I'll call it... "the mandatory you-gotta-fuck-bald-guys law." | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| ...and the President made ME the Secretary of Homeland Bald Guy Fucking! So now you have to FUCK MY BRAINS OUT for FREE! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| D'OH! And to think I VOTED for him! | |
 | |  |
|
|
|