WW 35: It's The Law

Author: biped

Date: January 18, 2005

by biped
1-18-05
Sorry, baldy. I don't fuck guys what ain't got no hair.
Why, you fucking skank-ass whore...
...and she wouldn't fuck me -- just because I'm bald. Please, George... DO something.
Okay. I'll pass a law. I'll call it... "the mandatory you-gotta-fuck-bald-guys law."
...and the President made ME the Secretary of Homeland Bald Guy Fucking! So now you have to FUCK MY BRAINS OUT for FREE!
D'OH! And to think I VOTED for him!