We Love Timber Wolves 4

Author: biped

Date: January 20, 2005

by biped
1-20-05
...and you wanted Bobby and Sally to see the timber wolf.
YES, officer! But it's always GONE! And when it comes BACK -- the CHILDREN have DISAPPEARED!
Oh, TIMBER WOOOOLVVVES! You should all worship TIMBER WOOOOLVVVES! La, la, la!
DON'T LISTEN TO THE PREACHER, EVERYBODY! HE'S A NON-TIMBER-WOLF-LOVIN' DUMBASS!
...it's HORRIBLE! They've TOTALLY DISRUPTED the evening worship service! And they've BLASPHEMED --
OH MY GOD, I'VE GOT TO GET THE TIMBER WOLF TO THAT CHURCH! TIMBER WOOOLF! OH, TIMBER WOOOOOOLF!