The New Kid

Author: biped

Date: February 3, 2005

by biped
2-03-05
I heard there was a new kid in school. Are you the new kid?
New...kid? (drool)
Hey, cool. I like the way you just drooled all over yourself, dude.
I have to... pee...pee..
Oh, MAN! You're whizzing all over yourself! And -- FUCK, did you just take a SHIT?
I gave teacher a...note...she is supposed to... wipe...me...(frrrt)